1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"I pulled a clump of them out of the easy dirt in one hand." -Interview with the Vampire, Anne Rice

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
I think I pulled a muscle.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
I caught a glimpse of Fresh Prince in my neighbor's room.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
Maybe 4:05 am?

5. Now look at the clock.
One minute off. 4:04 am.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The constant ringing of my ears.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
About 30 minutes ago. Satisfying my addiction to nicotine.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
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9.What are you wearing?
Blue jeans, a tank-top, and a hooded sweatshirt.

11. When did you last laugh?
Earlier tonight when my friend made a prank call to another friend of mine.

12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Some of my artwork and a drawing my best friend did for me as a graduation present.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
I'm in college...I see a lot of drunken people doing weird things.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
I like quizes like this, so it's entertaining.

15. What is the last film you saw?
The Aristocrats. Very dirty...

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
The rest of my education, as well as my best friend's. My mom a house and anything she could ever want. My brother a house and a good OBGYN for his baby. Anything my best friend could ever want as well.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I weigh 85 pounds.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Make sure people have what they need to live happy, healthy lives.

19. Do you like to dance?
Always. I get a little intimidated when I have an exceptionally good partner though.

20. George Bush:
Homophobic prick.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Allison Lee

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Mathew Cole

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
I'm putting serious thought into moving to London.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
David is here.

25. If you were a bathroom utensil what would you be and why?
Toilet paper (exclude the icky part), because you always want to have it.